December 2010
If you love Natalie Portman →
for anyone that remembers me or following this...
May 2010
March 2010
JUST SO YOU KNOW, NEW TUMBLR IS
g00dbyesoundss.tumblr.com
February 2010
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formspring.me
I think you are pretty spectacular.
Aw, that’s good. I probably think you are too. Why do you have to keep it a secret?
Ask me anything
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formspring.me
what is the new tumblr?
whos this?
Ask me anything
“Babe, how many inches do you think my penis is? 10?”
– Eric (he says stupid shit while we fall asleep)
January 2010
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Last post. Deleting this now.
Nice to know you.
like i said youre fat and ugly your argument is...
i want drama i want it to rain down on me and i want to make sure i never accidentally see a picture of your ugly fat ass with the smushed lips and peace sign ever again. new pose much?
Facebook me or something if you want my new and...
kumquatandapricot:
(via goodbyesounds)
I don’t have facebook though :(
Don’t worry, you’ll be one of the first followed by it.
Facebook me or something if you want my new and...
I was not FUCKING kidding you.
you're fat and ugly and your argument is invalid.
I love drama!?
maddylou:
Are you fucking kidding me?! How do I love drama??
you have NO fucking say in any of this.
SAYSAYSAYSAYSAYSAYSAYSAYSAYSAYSAY
IT LOOKS LIKE I HAVE SAY IN THIS TO ME
SAYSAYSAYSAYSYAYSYSYASYA
attn: natalie
gumband:
surprise me soon. you won’t regret it.
OH SHIT, I’M GOING NOW! SUPRISE SUPRISE. I don’t have texting anymore. Email me on facebook the link.
Tumblr, I'm out.
Deuces Deuces.
If you’re someone I care about then I know you’ll contact me because I’m getting a new Tumblr. I don’t want this crazy amount of followers and I don’t want this Tumblarity.
um excuse me.
maddylou:
you werent worth the amount of money I spend on the iphone you hold in your hand. fuck you.
spent.
Seriously, Mandi? What is your fucking problem?
Weren’t you supposed to like… be Hannah’s friend? That just shows that you love drama. Replay the apartment thing. Replay this. Like, are you that bored?
Internet connection at my house?
Uh, what? I mean, it’s only two bars but it’s there….
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Seriously, just because he once loved you and...
We're calculating how much we owe each other
Me: I drank all of that pint we were supposed to "share" last night.
Marlea: I got three drinks.
Tamika: Fuck.
Marlea: This bitch drank a whole fifth on New Year's Eve that we were supposed to share too.
Me: My bad.
You try to fucks on me?
Is this hotel pager friendly because I'm not...
“I wish there were different tastes of Jager. I’d die of alcohol poisoning.”
– Me
I DON'T HAVE TEXTING ANYMORE AND I'M DYING INSIDE.
Prostitute
Marlea: So, you didn't get any cuddy last night?
Me: Nope.
Marlea: I did.
Me: Who? Malcom?
Marlea: :singing: I'll keep you my dirty little secret.
Me: Marlea, no man of yours is ever a dirty little secret to me. Stevie?
Marlea: EW, NO.
Me: Then who?
Marlea: Mr. Parks.
Me: Sean?
Marlea: Yeah. I'm a little ashamed of myself though.
Me: Why?
Marlea: I don't know. He brought me weed and gave me ten dollars and gave me a ride home from The Pitt.
Me: So.... you got paid for sex?
My theory is if you look confident, you can pull...
(via hannuhbuhnana)
Swag, baby girl.
I'm going to take too many shots now.
☺☄☂✇☻Ω✔♡✉℉ϕ⠳⠖₧∝∞∞∞∞∞
(via heymikewaskom)
WATCH YOUR MOUTH!
I can't feel you baby because I'm romantically...
SERIOUSLY, IF YOU KNOW ME IN PERSON DON'T FUCKING...
BECAUSE I HIGHLY DOUBT I LIKE YOU.
Signs it's probably not going to work out:
He won’t accept your relationship request.
He has his “Relationship” info invisible on his profile.
He doesn’t tag himself in photos of you two.
He cheats
The last one is probably the most obvious.